also that story is much funnier/easier to tell in person, some of the key parts don’t translate well to text tbh
I’ve only tried watching porn like twice I think? but anyway one of those times
I was at a friend’s house and she wasn’t comfortable with sexual things so we came up with the brilliant idea of watching porn.
And I neither of us had watched porn before so I think we just googled “porn” and went with the first result. ANYWAY so we find a video and we just press play when the doorbell rings and my friend SLAMS the laptop shut like her life depended on it and we BOTH scream “OH MMY GOD”
And then she looks out the window and it’s the police?? and we were kind of looking at each other like holy shit fuck are we in trouble holy shit
Like for a split second even tho I knew better I was afraid we were going to be arrested for pretending to be adults on the internet and watching porn
and then it turned out he was looking for my friend’s cousin because he stole a tv I think from walmart? something like that
I have not watched porn since
If a person tells you they’re ace, do.NOT.under.any.circumstances see it as a challenge to “make them sexual”.
Write in my ask how you’d describe me to somebody who’s never met me
This could go incredibly bad
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
rly cool thing to do: train yourself to have they/them be your reflexive go-to pronoun
Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.
I am not good at confrontation. Unless it’s the song from Les Miserables called “Confrontation.” I am great at “Confrontation.”
I’m really tempted to try the tip about the box mix like rn
but it’s 1:30am and everyone else in the house is asleep